About Us

Who We Are

We are none of the people in this stock photo. In real life, we are just a couple Jagoff’s trying to make beer money. Please help – none of us understand WTF an Oxford Comma is?!?!

A few words about

Our team

We are your neighbor yelling at the TV – JUST GIVE IT TO CROSBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It's not a pyramid scheme!"

Founder - CEO

"Tell your friend to stop staring at my chest!"

COO

I will bang your friend while you make a beer run...

Marketing Head

I put foam hearts in your gf's coffee. One day she'll notice and leave you.

Lead Developer

"Ain't no laws when ur drinkin claws!"

Intern Designer

Is it cool if I stay on your coach for a night? a week tops...

Intern Designer

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